Hannah ( ) sent me this link; [link] and you talk to god and he says the craziest thing's

Here are some of my conversations xD
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Me:
My names Badger
God:
That's a very nice name, Badger.
Me:
badger
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
badger
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
bad- what?
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God:
I understand.
Me:
no you dont
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
ok maybe you do
God:
Perhaps. When do I do it? Mmm.
Me:
...are you hitting on me?

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Me:
Do you have a penis C
God:
Doesn't everyone have a penis C:
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Me:
O GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
....NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
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Me:
Your funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Bitchin'
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God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is Hannah Banana Fe Fi Fo Bana. Your name is a douche. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
im a girl!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you just said i was male
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.

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God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
you can use you RAM on me anytime ;D
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
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TALKING DIRTY TO GOD

Me:
i want you to RAM me
God:
You are asking about yourself? Why do you want me to RAM you?
Me:
because i need a deep one.
God:
That makes sense to me. How badly do you need it?
Me:
I need it so bad
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Me:
:3
God:
Three what?
Me:
threesome.
God:
I like the way you talk.
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I like the way you talk.
Me:
i like the way your talking now
God:
Oh. You are not the only one.
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I am a Christian.
Me:
I am horny
God:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
Who do you recommend?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
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xDDD i cant do this anymore im laughing too hard

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